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Okay I haven't really stared reading yet, but-
"It was God's wish for beasts and humans to copulate" ?
God sounds like an absolute freak
God sounds like he needs to delete some browser history before he catches some allegations
God sounds like a fan of a certain man whose name rhymes with Crane Bawson

Anywho, can't wait to get to the story lol, just thought that was a really uh. . . interesting way to put that