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jesus u r actin lil sus rn. he sus

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This story doesn't have any conflict or fighting whatsoever. So don't worry about them facing any problems (=・ω・=)

Now jesus....

Never thought I would see Jesus around here

Jeezus

Calm tf down, Satan

LMAOOO

Excuse me?don’t diss my minions like that

(⊙…⊙ ) Y'all names had me choking on my holy water!!!!

bitch, they literally called me sacrifice for their sins, like bitch is that my problem?

*a sacrifice

You got what you deserved over here being a stuck up to god “yes daddy I will obey you “ what type of kink is that

Bitch, it's called a fucking daddy kink. And second, I had to obey him because he told me he would let me be able to turn water into wine, so why the fuck would I turn down the chance to be lit along everyone else around me lit 24/7

They wouldn’t have seen me catwalk on water if they were all sober

Stfu go back to sucking your dads dick .you know what that’s why I fucked your mom and dad so go back to drinking your cheap ass wine

No you stfu, my mom is a virgin and died a virgin so stop lying bitch. My dad fucked her through air, and my wine is cleaner than your crusty underground water looking ass wine

LMFAO!!!! Church was like this they would be selling tickets for seats!!!!
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Bitch who you trying to start fights I will come up there and beat your ass with your Tarzan gorilla face built like a brick that’s why all your followers looked like they haven’t seen a salad in years

shut the fuck up you crusty musty bat looking headass bitch, if my followers look like that, then yours look like they haven't seen light in centuries with their dumbasses thinking being your follower is a fucking personality trait