no depreciation for public transport please (the poor bus). He can fall off a cliff, they're free for all and can't be blamed for cliff-hangers, sightseeing, suicidal ppl or a little darwinism at work.
Not sure if parody or legit manga...decided halfway through that it was so funny I don't even care. Recommended reading, even for people who are not fans of omegaverse, no rape in chapter one at least.
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