Vitorplitsy's Favorite

I am that one sign you hate and i don't give a FUCK i'm scorpio btw

I find it pathetic that you think we are pathetic bestie we’re just unique

Was making mine and he looked like he watches children for fun

The only thing worse than it is being friends with a wattpad writer and having them write a whole fanfic about you two falling in love. Sadly that's happened. It's not on wattpad anymore tho, thank fuck. Ps. She made me seem like such a douchebag aswell like I was bullying her in the story n shit but then checking up on her and taking care of her.......

*cough* Y-yeah...

ha lol gotta leave the house to do that first

i can feel the aggressiveness in your typing and my degrading kink kicked in do more don’t be shy

CAN SOMEONE OPEN THE WINDOWS?!? IT SMELLS LIKE HORSE SHIT IN HERE

MOVE DOWN BRUH IM FALLING OFF THE EDGE. DAMN-

Guys look there's a broke bitch under the bed!

I CALL THE SHOWER FIRST! OUT OF THE WAY HOES!

Hm.

why are you doing this to me

Good for you

for fucks sake, wash your damn coochie

take a bath