5_guys_boogers_n_fries's Things

Can all of you get a life PLEASEEEE (unless you already have one then you’re not the problem).
Like idgaf about all the drama or whatever the fuck has been going on for the past couple months, but GOD it’s genuinely embarrassing.
Why we picking fights over random shit now too? AND THEN POSTING ABOUT IT.

I know it’s too much to ask to read in peace, but it would be nice if we toned it down a bit.

I mean maybe y’all just wanna air out all your dirty laundry so other strangers on the internet can see, but I feel like that’s usually what dms are for <3

Free will is awesome, but genuinely who is making friends on an illegal porn website please do other things.

Thanks

IK Im gonna get roasted for wanting this to stop but I’m genuinely just tired of seeing this shit happen LMAO

What are your favourite movies? I’ve gone through phases of liking specific movies but I’d have to say the two that really stuck with me were:
1. Nausicaä of the Valley of the Wind
2. Monster (2023)
I love so many of the ghibli films but Nausicaä is by far my favourite (Im a man of taste) though Princess Mononoke is a very solid second.
And I watched monster last summer and I just keep going back to it in my mind. Its phenomenal and SO interesting.

Also if y’all have any movie recs I’ll happily take them!!

Ok I’ve been chatting w this girl on sincerely (the app where you can send anonymous letters)
We’ve been flirting a bit and I usually don’t do this cause it genuinely grosses me out but I’m enjoying it sm.
she’s so nice and sweet and gives the best compliments.
The problem is I’m trans, she’s into me but I don’t wanna let her down. She asked me if I had a girlfriend and I said ‘no, idk if ive ever had a crush on anyone before’, cause I genuinely don’t know. I’m attracted to guys for sure but I have been to girls as well. I genuinely don’t know if I’m bi or if I’m aromantic cause I’m equally into everybody (or equally NOT into everybody), I just don’t know if its romantic interest or just ‘wow I want to be your best friend’
Anyways we’re in completely different time zones, she goes to bed, I eat lunch, I get in bed she wakes up.
But I’m acting so clingyyyy like my hearts going rn. She messaged me good morning but she’s probably busy cause she hasn’t responded since. And I’m clicking on our messages trying to refresh constantly.
Like I haven’t felt this way in so long. Idk if I have a crush on her or if I just love talking to her but wow I just wanna talk to her so bad right now.


Ok back on topic, I genuinely don’t know what to do, I usually write stuff like this in my letters on sincerely but she’s on there so I can’t.
And I don’t have social media either so we ONLY message on that app even though it’s inconvenient.
I wanna keep talking to her but idk if I should bring up the fact that I’m trans, I mean the chance that this goes anywhere is slim but she’s just so nice.
Like I wanna invite her over and chef her up. Like a 5 course meal type shit.
Ok last thing her name means sweet honey in Arabic, like if that isn’t the most perfect thing ever.
Lol I’m not expecting anybody to actually read all that
Prob gonna delete too this is hella embarrassing

Ok I’m genuinely wondering why y’all hate dicks so much.
Many people on this site read gay porn and still get a jump scare when the dicks are uncensored. You do realise you’re reading stories about two guys having sex right?!? And guys and have dicks?
Why’re y’all so afraid of shlongs?

Like literally every comment section I go to where it’s either uncensored or has an uncensored version. People are commenting “where’s the lightsaber?” Or “wow that was a jump scare”
I’m just wondering why dicks scare you guys so much

Gimme the last song you listened to and be fr. I wanna judge y’all’s music taste. (And or gain some recs)