"Oh I'm your average super eterosexual high schooler and I don't have any desire to be penetrated by my same-sex awesome childhood friend... but hey bro, let's french-kiss, also put your big co*k in my virgin ass... oh right, I have lubrificant within arm's reach ready for action (but I never wished for it before, nono)"
ALLELUJA THANK YOU JESUS ALLELUJA