As a short person I can relate...
Oh let me tell you something: most tall girls hate being tall. You can't wear heels without getting giant and short girls are goddamn always cute. Also, you always hear "WOW you're taller than most men!" which is really annoying. We just jealous of short people (●'◡'●)ノ
I would also like to add that rather than being jealous of short people I mostly feel a kindred spirit with them. We can have short/tall parties together. Its the opposite side of the same coin. The people I hate are those jerks who are like 5,4." Its like people with super small feet have the same trouble as people with freakishly large feet. Neither one can find *adult* shoes in their size. I'm tall but two of my very best friends are like 4,10 and I think they feel like a kid walking next to me, and I feel like a bohemoth.
I've been practicing on cucumbers guys
what a confession so funny
now I wonder will U eat it after practicing? don't waste food guys
+ will he be jealous to cucumber from now on? ⁄(⁄ ⁄·⁄ω⁄·⁄ ⁄)⁄
lol that'll be so hilarious!! they should make a short story about that ლ(´ڡ`ლ)