
“Heh. Have you ever thought maybe cakes were evil? Cause they make the forks go crazy—” don’t even worry about cannibalism the writing is straight up dogshit. What is this victim blaming ass convo. AND CAN HE STOP LICKING HIS FINGERS AFTER EVERY STEP?? IT LIKE THOSE ‘MALE COOKING THIRSTRAPS WHERE THEYRE HUMPING THE BREAD’ ALL OVER AGAIN
Pls if they’re not actually destined to be together ‘cause of some ‘past life switcheroo’ I will explode