1. I’ll probably just poison them, push them down a flight of stairs or some other way to end them quickly bc I don’t want to clean up the mess afterwards- well it depends on who it is and what they did bc I’ll never kill someone (probably) 2. -Rat poison bc if they offended me to the point that my only option was to kill them then they’re......
How would I kill someone, you ask? Well.. that’s for me to know and you to find out.. JUST KIDDING! I would probably invite them over for dinner (I would offer to take their jacket, hoping it has their wallet in there), lock the doors and windows WHILE IM OUTSIDE, set the house on fire, say that it all happened while they were cooking! Also......
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