author needs to stop lying to themself this is yaoi in denial bro
recs with men yearning/getting edged PLEASE
945 is actually so insane like how do you write dangerous convenience store and then THIS immediately after my mind is thoroughly fucked
each time poor bby gestella comes up her name is spelled differently
normal person’s worst fear: the dark, ghosts, etc
our baby dick’s worst fear: not being able to piss on command for courtney
courtney’s inner monologue whenever they getting freaky kills me every time
when authors put angst in side stories my blood pressure rises exponentially
DEDICATING A WHOLE ALBUM TO BAE I LOVE WUH LUH WUH
usually i call them daddy but today he’s more like a mommy….
the fact that some people kill for the crown and all our baby dick wants to do is be freaky
they share one brain cell that mama donated to them