Girl, yaoi has some of the weirdest dialogues or it's probably just the translation. I remember a line "Put it in here and make me cum like a woman." Like wtf lmao. And there's like this confession but instead of saying I love you, uke said "You can eat me".
Noooooo they killed my otp of this series they better be magically be okay or ima start to have sad boy hours at 10am