If grandma could slap a strap on real quick and just fuck me a littllleee
* B O N K *
Go to Horny Jail
Never (๑•ㅂ•)و✧
* D O U B L E B O N K * Got to Horny Jail
NOOOOO ヽ(`Д´)ﾉ
Lol
ε=ε=(ノ≧∇≦)ノ
Girl don’t it it’s not worth it
I’m not going to do it girl I was just thinking about it
............
I did it
THE WAY THAT I KNEW IT WAS TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE PLEASE
SIR UHHHHH AT LEAST GIVE A WARNING NEXT TIME I need to prepare myself for this
The fact that this happens a lot in real life is really sad like some girls can’t even get into a taxi to go home and walking home is also dangerous so where tf are they supposed to go I’m done with this world tbh
HOW MANY STUDENTS DOES HE HAVE???? LIKE 50????
My guess the whole school haha
Dear duke i have written this imaginary letter to you to say some things.... YOU ARE A FUCKING DICK AND I HOPE BOTH SIDES OF YOUR PILLOW IS HOT AND I HOPE THE MONSTER LIVING UNDER YOUR BED EATS YOUR TOES
-You’re truly
Yo daddy chill
That is the most adorable hate mail I have ever read.
Can you imagine the frustration and sleepless nights that would occur from having a hot pillow? You dont hold yourself back with the curses.
And may he stub his pinky toes on the corner of every drawers and table post in the mansion （￣へ￣）
Yes
I would be running laps rn but I’m too lazy