bruh, you could yeet that bitch off a building, probably still wouldnt wake up ┑(￣Д ￣)┍
-Eternal slumber-
SIR. Your dick is the size of my ARM.
What are they feeding you?! Sheesh, where can I get some for my ex? ヾ(❀╹◡╹)ﾉ~
But seriously tho.. is worldwide pretty boy gonna be okay? Like.. I actually am not joking that dick could seriously hurt someone..(⊙…⊙ )
why did I read thisss. No a better question to ask is why did I continue reading this?
I read himitsu ni shiro yo and saw it was from the same author so I thought it would be cute you know? And the cover seemed fine so.. the fuck was this?
I began reading and right off the bat it seemed fishy. Like the first story started of normal enough (even though I thought that the blond kid was like.. idk 11 or some shit). But then it got really messed up and them being in a relationship seemed really.. gross idk.. everytime they did anything sexual it felt like the senpai dude was having sex with a child Σ( ￣□￣||)
Then the stories after that...just got even worse.. Like, not one of those relationships was okay. I just got depressed and felt bad..
They did try to make it seem like it all ended up fine in the end but still...
They were all messed up..
The one that I remember best was the first one and I hated it... it was just.. no.. why are those two still together in the end (〜￣△￣)〜
And the cult one.. jesus..
I seriously dont know why I just kept reading it but... idk maybe I wanted at least one happy story?
Ok well imma go pray
My god, can they please change their names back I can't handle this anymore ╥﹏╥
Like... is it supposed to be hot or funny I truly can't tell. Like even the commentary.. the faces its just... Cant tell if its genius or just dumb (〜￣△￣)〜
Also dick is wild.. like seriously dude chill~~
Fiancée. Fiancée? FIANCÉE?!?! FIANCÉEEEE?? EXCUSE ME SIR WUCHU SAY?
Who. Who is this fiancée you speak of. It better be best boi nakyum or I will hurt someone. You best not be testing me. I swear to god dont you dare test me I will hurt you. Those three judo lessons I had when I was 12 werent for nothing bitch. I have been preparing for this day since my mother birthed me from her body and I shall hurt anyone who stands in my way. So it better be nakyum bitch. It better be ヾ(❀╹◡╹)ﾉ~
Σ( ￣□￣||)
Wait that actually shocked me. Like I did the thing where you slap your hand to your moth and gasped. Why was I so surprised?
But like... kinda want that to happen now...is that bad.. (￣ε(#￣)Σ
... well that was hot. Damn... (●￣(ｴ)￣●)
Got damn fingers hitting the down vote button! I'm so sorry!!!
Its all good (づ￣ ³￣)づ
My fat fingers have also betrayed me many times in the past~~
ok but like who drinks juice in a mug? A MUG!?
Nah, i dont support the normalization of drinking juice in mugs. (╬￣皿￣)凸
It just feels so... so wrong..
Is that just me? Like juice belongs in a glass dude.. ╥﹏╥
But if anyone does drink juice in a mug, please explain. (〜￣△￣)〜
I drink everything in mugs
everything? Even water!? Σ( ￣□￣||)
I can’t even drink with my mugs in peace ? T-T
Wait, what’s wrong with mugs. I drink everything in mugs
mug, glasses. seems the same to me. used for drinking
I even eat in a mug lol
I usually drink soup in mugs. I'm a bit lazy lol
I drink mugs in my mug
im sorry, i have nothing against mugs.. its just.. if its not scorching hot then it goes in the glass for me ╥﹏╥
But I shall respect your mug lifestyle
Lmao if i feel generous enough not to drink straight from the carton i'll just use anything thats closest to me
yeah same. I usually just drink from the caron, but i use a glass if im feeling fancy
If it holds liquid, I’ll drink out of it. Even a bowl if I’m lazy.
Everything