4/10 my little sister wanted to go… little meaning she is 13, ok that’s young but for the movie we are watching honestly… dude it’s legitimately a kids movie like a KIDS movie like there were 5 to 7 year olds with their little minecraft shirts and minecraft popcorn metal buckets. My sister just kept saying these three things “chicken jock......
Number one: The twinkafixation of bottoms, ok now i have some thoughts on this one, the bottom is always a twink from the start but they still look like normal dudes, BUT for me, the issue is in their personality it just changes so much in so many stories i read that it’s not even funny, like literally they transform into baby uke bro… in the e......
Number one: nine outta ten the top always gotta wear fucking pants when they screwing, like bro… take it off??? is that not uncomfortable?? or maybe the artists do it as a cheat code as to not draw their butts or something idk Number two: like whenever their injured or sick in yaoi it’s their first instinct to go “noooo we can’t we can’t......
Ranting about the minecraft movie