ya'll stfu who's the baddie that bagged the hot bodyguard
oh shit. so his dad didn't go to buy milk and run off to Tibet to become a monk?
can't wait for the cat died, dog died, fish committed tax fraud then died, mom vanished into thin air after saying brb, dad went to buy milk in 2005 and became a monk in Tibet, got yeeted into a locker every Monday in kindergarten, got cyberbullied in Morse code, was betrayed by his teammates AND his Roblox clan, shunned by classmates for using Comic Sans in a group project, his whole friend group formed a new group chat called 'Not Him', raised by emotionally unavailable Sims, and the only affection he got as a child was from a Tamagotchi he accidentally reset backstory
my balls are dry I'll still be waiting til the day I die
He kinda looks like Ivan (who's alive and well) in certain angles
