Aww sweety, your internalized homophobia is showing. Maybe get some therapy instead of acting like an unresolved teen and vomiting your insecurities onto others? Honestly, I know internalized homophobia is truly horrible for the person suffering from it, but in my book the moment you project onto others, with the intention of making them as miserable as you are, you lose all sympathy from me.
Potato is actually a genius??! That's 5 alright, little man!