Mel's Favorite

People who walk slow and randomly pause all of a sudden like get the fuck outta my way bitch

I have actually walked in on my brother masturbating a few times, all are accidentals. The first time was when our Dad sent me to tell him dinner was done. His door was closed and I didn't knock. I threw open his door and caught him. I had the "deer caught in headlights" stare going on while I stood there for a few seconds while my brain was trying......