"because im petty" we can tell babe hes so stinkin cute ARGH
THAT'S RIGHT MY GIRL CAME BACK STRONGER THAN EVER GOD I LOVE LESBIANS
ah i love the power of friendship*
*w all stats maxed out bc like...a top ex merc, a top company bodyguard, a rich friend w top company relations, 2 rich delinquents and ofc a no1 gamer
"to get kia ora" lol kia ora is a casual greeting māori its kinda funny seeing all these locations pop up as "rare materials"
purya goddess of light? more like goddess of lesbians lmao
Help I'm dying-
My stomach died from laughing
bodyguard during crown princes disappearance: "we must find the crown prince immediately (bc of my paycheck) i am the most desperate to find him (bc if he dies what abt my money) the crown prince will return (so he can pay me)"
If it works it works. Ngl he did have it good, it's not easy to find someone who would pay you a ridiculous amount and still treat you like a human being.