It's 4:44 in the morning and I'm kicking my feet in the air. I have a long day tomorrow ( technically today!!) . What the hell am I doing with my life.
Excuse me you fucking follow her all the way to her home . Proceed to grab her hands against her will. Demand to get her number . Tell her she is an old hag. And still have the balls to say you are not a weirdo???! The audacity!!
Noooooooo why you gotta get married to that psycho bastard!!!