
Why his ears look so weird

He would definitely keep them just to reinsure his status as a boxer, they are cauliflower ears..seeing as he is so keen on his name being tied to number one..he would absolutely keep them just to show how good and experienced he is (even though he is genuinely a good and experienced boxer..sadly none of the prior descriptors apply to his character as a human being..nonetheless, I digress.)
I’m go glad he didn’t nut in the soup
Somehow you made me feel a lil' bit better
HELP?? That's so unbelievably diabolical, how do you even reach that conclusion
broo right? that's insane
Well I won’t be so sure… nobody saw it. Even the author didn’t see it.
but also giving him a magical flower that will give him a womb and then straight up impregnating him is diabolical too...
You got me there Dawg cannot be trusted around food
Bruh his smile is so sus that anything goes