me: *eating cereal cause yo girl woke up at like, 12 in the afternoon*
yaoi manga character: "yo where tf is the bathroom, my sister who lives with her husband and I'm living with them too (?)
also yaoi manga character: "oh it's the bedroom oops- oh hey is this my sisters husbands clothes haha lol"
yaoi manga character again: *grab* *sniff sniff* "hah fuck" *proceeds to masturbate*
me: what the fu-
...I blinked... I swear...