trusting that one fart and ended up sharting myself

2024-09-02 16:20 marked

there's this cat that have been shitting in my yard for the past month. I have to clean the shit everytime immediately cause it's stink & I'm a bit of a clean freak. this cat is smart cause he cleverly shitting in the middle of the night when I'm asleep. it's drive me crazy & I'm this close to murder this cat with rat poison (well it's just an ongo......

2024-06-28 07:28 marked

I’m hungry

2024-06-28 07:25 marked

My deepest secret is that I am actually a chef but I hide inside a human's hat cuz they don't believe I can cook. I'm actually the best chef there is and I think the human that I'm controlling is getting arrogant from all the fame that I should be getting. That bitch don't even know how to cook! But alas, this is my fate. We are using each other, f......

2024-06-28 07:21 marked

2024-06-03 08:31 marked

If trauma is bad enough your brain can give itself amnesia! It's called dissociative amnesia, it's considered uncommon but there are varying percentages given for the amount of people who have it. Most people who do won't even notice till they're told or until someone else brings up something they should remember. It can span from only a few months......

2024-05-22 17:18 marked

If you shit in the sink at exactly 3 a.m. and yell "skibidi sigma rizz ohio!" exactly 18 times a horrific entity known as "your mom" will awake from slumber and beat the living shit out of your ass

2024-05-22 17:08 marked

it's like a cheat code when they lack an actual plot

2024-05-22 17:03 marked

Zimzalabim, zim-zimzalabim, zim-zimzalabim, zim-zim

2024-05-21 10:45 marked

Ask yourself, Why do you Want to draw? & the answer doesn't have to be anything profound, really. It could be as simple as "I just Like the process of Creating," or as ambitious as "I want to make this my career." Set aside time to do studies in addition to the time you take to drawing what you Like. A lot of Learning art is finding a balance betw......

2024-04-29 06:43 marked

Imma be honest I'm not single by choice, I'm bitchless cause no one is interested, like straight up no one likes me I'm not even gonna sugarcoat it, my parents got confused and chose loser daughter.

2024-04-21 10:45 marked

When I was in middle school there was a kid with really bad anger issues who flipped an entire cafeteria table over, had to get tased by police officers and was tackled by 3 grown adults, another time he got asked to go to the principals office and he ended up throwing 3 desks at 3 different girls and flipped over an entire bookshelf. Sounds like I......

2023-12-04 12:47 marked
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2023-11-18 13:35 marked

My parents love story isn't that interesting so instead I'm going to talk about my grandparents, which had love at first site. My grandparents went to the same highschool, but had different roles in the school hierarchy. My grandpa was veeerrrry popular; not only was he the captain of three sports (basketball, track, and football), he also straight......

2023-11-18 13:31 marked

I landed on a lot of these kind of situations when I was younger, so I will just tell you some stuff I did, and maybe it will be of help. 1. Try to talk to them and make a certain time period where you are allowed to use your laptop. They might not allow it for long hours, so you might need to compromise. 2. This could backfire and they might use......

2023-10-06 14:48 marked

babe wake up new isekai light novel title just dropped

2023-09-28 23:32 marked

Go back to my ex

2023-08-13 04:10 marked

ummm... umm UMM!!!! someone play sasagyeo at my funeral ╥﹏╥

2023-07-29 15:24 marked

Minatozaki Sana from Twice (sorry this is long lmao) and also check out twice ! I Can't Stop Me MV: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CM4CkVFmTds Cry For Me: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FO0iwx3PUHo Twice Sana Up No More Fancam: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wNomECVAUTI

2021-06-22 04:18 marked

-smiled bc they dont know the context behind it

2021-06-12 17:14 marked

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