He got so mad he turned into Venom... Vengeance will be swift.
Why do you have to be so painfully nice??
Ugh my poor baby and his insecurity. YOU DESERVE TO BE HAPPY GODDAMMIT
Man is a green flag even in rut. I'm aghast.
I haven't wanted to kill a fictional character so badly since Joffrey. I DEMAND BLOODY SATISFACTION
Is fcking on a washing machine totally uncomfortable and unrealistic? Yes.Do I care? Absofckinglutely NOT!
it's not completely unrealistic... I've been told..by a friend
This should be called Breaking Twinks
Or Filling The Twinky.
That was absolutely brilliant lmaooo
OMG
Amazing.
I used to be a secretary, then I took a baseball bat to the head
*sexy music track starts *
That fucking perfect peach ass Jesus God almighty
He got so mad he turned into Venom... Vengeance will be swift.