i thought the part where he said "I can't shit without farting, but I can fart without shitting" was something he actually said. I kid you not i was laughing for a whole 3 minutes because I thought a grown ass man was talking about shitting and farting in a very serious conversation.
why was this created, why does doraemon keep anal beads in his ass ready to go, why does he have shitting pills, why were they FUCKING- THEY'RE 10 YEARS OLD, WHY DID HE SHIT SO MUCH, LAST QUESTION, JUST WHY IN GENERAL WOULD YOU EVEN COME UP WITH "OH! LET'S MAKE A DORAEMON HENTAI WHERE 10 YEAR OLD KIDS FUCK EACH OTHER AND THEN ONE OF THEM SHITS ON THE OTHER KID. OH YEAH! ALSO LET'S MAKE SURE A CAT AND ANOTHER KID ENTER THE SAID 10 YEAR OLD'S ANUS TO PUT LAXATIVES IN THEIR ASSHOLE"????
LOL HE DOESN'T SAY ALAS, HE ISN'T A PIRATE- HE'S SAYING "OH, AH!" LMAO
Naw I’m firmly committed into making Alas a thing
LOL WHAT IS THIS MAN DOING?? THESE CHARACTERS ARE ALL OVER THE PLACE I'M SO CONFUSED
man this family is hella fucked up lmao