
Him: *smashes glass shotglass on the desk till it hurts his own hand
Also him: wHy wAs he Afriad oF mE?!?!
Also I'm sorry black hair dude, that one time when u were a kid is like not really significant enough in my opinion, for him at least. I thought there would be way more for u to be ClAiming him, unless there's something else too.
I love how pretty the seme is