Did you finish shitting yet
i took a break to walk around and managed to get a lil tiny miny piece out
WHY CANT I SHIT
LMFAO
Look I found you a great guide https://www.wikihow.com/Poop-While-Standing-up-at-a-Toilet
... i already read this
Bro idk anymore take some laxatives or something
turns out, it wasnt a poo... i got my period
i hate it here
BRUH
LMFAO GOODLUCK WITH THAT
thank u boutta rip my ovaries out
BRO THE CRAMPS THOUGH
why must i be cursed with a vagina? why?
i cant even walk AAAAAA
Now why is it me
Is this a passed curse or something wth my stomach hurts AAAAAAAA (╯°Д °)╯╧╧
I JUST GOT MINE TOO WTF IS THIS
BRUUUH LMFAO
is the period god playing a sick fucking joke on us rn
FR
I FEEL LIKE I’M GONNA DIE I CAN’T EVEN SIT UP STRAIGHT
i keep shitting like 3 times a day what is this
when will this agony end
IS THIS MY SHIT'S REVENGE ON ME I DONT GET IT WHAT THE FUCK
BRUH MY BACK AND HIPS HURTS LIKE HELL I’M DYING
THE FRIENDS THAT RARELY INVITE ME ARE ALL INVITING ME OUTSIDE LIKE WHAt WERE YALL WAITING FoR THIS
THE TIMING
I NEED TO PASS ALL MY SCHOOLWORK TOMORROW AND I STILL HAVE A SHIT TON OF WORKLOAD TO DO BUT HOW CAN I DO THAT I CAN’T EVEN SIT PROPERLY ISTG THIS ALWAYS HAPPENS
everybody be like "eww he pissed inside!" when he didnt, and here i am wishing he did. internal urination gang we will forever be in misery
I really appreciate the courage you had to say that. I'm not part of the gang but still you have a lot of balls to say that
Bru ikr im virtually giving you a fist bump coz watersports will always be hot and you gotta do some wishful thinking in times like these
LMFAOOO thanks boobs!
YES MA'AM, watersports are the best sports. sadly underrated, but im glad to see a person of culture here ohohoho ლ(´ڡ`ლ)
I always think it's just a "me" thing. Happy to see I'm not alone
awww, im sending many virtual piss buddy hugs your way LMAO (づ￣ ³￣)づ