I'd really like it if someone gets punched the next chapter
Idk why this reminded me of a praying mantis... (the female kills the male after they fuck)
Why can't you buy lube and do it at home? Not the kitchen
If "ill make you feel good" was a chapter
I want a sugar daddy too...
We all need a glucose guardian in our lives.
I agree
I hope this doesn't awaken something in me
watch all of us have intercourse in the future using chocolate as a fucking lubricant
This made me wheeze-
We all know where this is going lol...pain and suffering only ...I like the purple guy tho
Istg the part where he told him the colour of his aura was beautiful.... Love it
That's an insult to shrek... Give him a lil more respect
He said his car was 70 million stars and if he gives him 5 million each time they have sex.... He will have to fuck him 14 times idk just thinking
I'd really like it if someone gets punched the next chapter