Cloudy ;D's Things

What hobbies do you do during the day or in the middle of the night?

What if God and jesus take annual baths in the inner core of the earth and all the water that we dig up and neutralise is us neutralising their pee when they accidentally let it out during their annual baths meaning we also drink holy piss water and bathe in it too and also clean our dishes and other shit with it??

That could also explain why we smell quicker and why the stuff we clean gets dirty quickly too!! Σ( ￣□￣||)

what if our vaginas had a little "village" where the eggs were people and were just chillin in their mini houses, doing their daily life and even had jobs but one day the penis penetrates and cums so sperm people arrive. They then invite themselves to the vagina village and the eggs were forced to adjust to that life, but suddenly one of the sperm and eggs fell in love and had a baby and bc they successfully fertilised together the baby acted as a bomb and destroyed the vagina village (=・ω・=)