Yeeyyy~ a strip tease in front of envoys, ministers, brother, soldiers, MEN.. everyone.. yeey~ fer sher the emperor will find me delectable.. yeeey~ he's so gonna fall head over heels for me, awesomeeee~

In the middle of ancient period.. where showing even the tiniest of skin in public is considered shameful and lewd and extremely inappropriate, almost to the point of being illegal.. a strip tease??? Woowww~ tell me which one was better again? Falling down from sword dancing.. or showing off ur body to everyone present.. while ur supposedly "husband" is at the center of it all?

I'd rather fall and cartwheel myself outta that situation yknow.. sometimes things like this make me think if some people had so much meth.. they just decided to write whatever.

Anyway~ chap3 and i'm done. Byeeeee

The Senile PROPHET created a topic of High Society

I have to hand it to the psycho girl.. ur not just a psycho.. ur a really hardworking psycho and so determined. Imagine grinding since age 8 just to be perfect for the guy u like.. but ends up losing the guy to a new woman that popped up somewhere.. but with bigger boobs..

All them years calling dibs for the guy.. i would prolly go psycho too.. but its too much hassle and effort.. and i'm an extremely lazy ass person.. so the moment he declined that confession at age 8.. i'd prolly be onto a diff guy.. or maybe just live and chill~

Men would still flock to marry me if i was that beautiful, smart and rich. He'd prolly change his mind too if u didnt go viral psycho.. because he'd need ur smarts for his business yknow.. and he prolly wont need to pick up a girl somewhere to swap marriages with ur bro.. so boob queen prolly wont be in the picture.. hell she'd still be wiping some shoes somewhere~

But yea.. u just had to go over the fence.. all deranged and scawwy.. so yea.. u can go face the wall and deal with the consequences of ur actions miss "villain".

This thing makes some really hot daddy- i mean.. FVCKING HANDSOME DUDES for enemies.. fr? Cant believe i'm saying this.. but that frog is hot af.. and that Genius strategist can get me pregnant. Do the thinking between my legs sir! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

The Senile PROPHET created a topic of Guiding Hazard

Jaeha.. i'd like to skin u alive and have u roll around miles and miles of salt.. boil u in oil.. soak u in freezing water.. and have worms dig and eat into ur flesh.. all while being kept alive..

Basically, bring u to hell and have satan and his devils play with u, yes. (▰˘◡˘▰)

The new guy might be where Geumryang got his groceries from last time.. also offered them a safer job at the flower shop.. AND might be another snake.. its either this new snake or Geumryang is the snake those gangsters are looking for.. either way, i dont want them killing these snakes that are trying to live and love.. so hopefully.. HOPEFULLY.. whatever tragic thoughts i'm thinking rn dont happen.. because fvcking hell-

The Senile PROPHET created a topic of Wet dessert

Jayed.. ur trying so hard to be an asshole, its cringey. U can stay the guy u were a few chapters back yknow~

2nd Mugo for the win~ u gotta off the whole family now.. i always find the good, kind and seemingly perfect characters sus so i'd rather stick to asshole characters like this.. at least they're so transparent with what they want and dont want bruh.

Not because i have trust issues.. but yea

Kid's prolly gonna die.. and teach's bound to find out about the dark side soon..

Also, angst prolly gonna happen once teach finds out about stuff..

Maybe the tsundere woman was tryna save the sick and dying kid..

and this trope w Guwon and Teach.. is the "Fell First, but He fell harder" kinda situation~

As if this fvcker's face wasnt enough.. they even added some glasses on top of it! Like..... WHY????? WHY tf?????? Is he built to get more handsome with every satanic EXP he gains????? Kay is done! He goes badump badump now! Its over (/TДT)/

But like.. i would badump too.. the very first second i see that fvcker.. because y???? ヽ(`Д´)ノ

The Senile PROPHET created a topic of Toxin

Well.. i know this guy's been killing people everywhere.. and he be doing satan's job.. but if i were to fall from that height.. and my damn man dont jump out without hesitation to save me like that.. i oughta just fvck myself. ┑( ̄Д  ̄)┍

Awww i know he was gonna get caught.. but cmon (╯°Д °)╯╧╧ that rescue had to be staged


Also.. fvcking hell (/TДT)/ why tf does Zigril had to be so fvcking handsome and pretty at the same time? So fvcking hot and sexy like wth?? Where am i supposed to dump all these frustrations on now? I'm about 99% sure Kay feels the same.. because how can u keep on living if u were treated like that? I'd probably off myself if Zigril looked like a fvcking booger.. but he's not! His face card is so fvcking perfect!

Just look at him staring down on Kay.. how can someone lifting a fvcking manhole cover and looking down on a fvcking gutter look so damn perfect????? How is this fair??????

I think there's something wrong w the parents too.. step mom works too much.. big bro's dad too.. like.. he's kinda wierd. He gets a new wife and a little brother almost immediately after his son asked for it? And with very specific req like "a mom and a little brother".. really? What'd u do? Speed dating single moms and checked which had a child a little younger than your son? Thats hardwork.. but kinda wierd..

Anyway.. big bro is so obssesed w the concept of "family" because he dont wanna be lonely.. but will prolly realize soon that "family" isnt whats more important to him anymore.. so i think thats where they'd build the "happy ending" trope..

He wierd and obsessive.. there's prolly gonna be a lot of drama and angst here esp when the parent finds out.. but i dont think its really gonna be a big issue.. because i think their parents built the whole family thing for them kids anyway.. with both of them always working and away.. i dont think those parents are so inlove w each other, they'd choose their own happiness agaisnt their sons.

It's still gonna be pretty wierd tho.

They'd prolly leave home too and live together on their own.. i can see it happening..

I was wheezing lmao. Hopefully Roger is happily reunited with his hair now HAHAHAAHAHAHA

I mean.. i'm not complaining about that ass.. but If only his clothes were off too when he was facing front~ BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHA

The Senile PROPHET created a topic of After a Meal

Our little vampire is already showing signs of falling hahahahahahaha early stages of hopelessness hahahaa

The Senile PROPHET created a topic of Regas

Let me guess.. the 2nd ML wouldnt be the Duke, would he? HAHAHAHAHAHA

Also dude~ Abel was made to train in the mountains for years like some murim main character.. and was full on muscles and health.. only to end up becoming a baby sitter.. then dying.. but was brought back to life.. but then again... twinkified and now very frail.. as if that wasnt enough.. his new body is the Duke's type from head to toe.. HAHAHAHAAHAHAHA srsly.. did they hate Abel or what?

The Senile PROPHET created a topic of PASSION

Tay.. i know ur getting there.. but this is how they manipulate us..

They make a horrendous scum of earth with no morals whatsoever.. then they make the creature so fvking rich.. so fvcking handsome.. and so fvcking sexy with a wholeass pipe for a dick... they mix this all together to make Ilay, y'see?

Then.. after this Ilay creature completely turns your life and ur ass upside down.. like it or not.. and they suddenly show just a teeny tiny little fvcking bit of humanity and say "sorry"..

And thats how we fvcking fall for it every fvcking time Tay. Thats how we fvcking fall for it.. i havent had any immunity to this bullshit even until today, even though i have been reading all kinds of crap since i've learned to fvcking read.

So yea.. i fvcking blushed and thought Ilay was cute too. Fvcking hell ε=ε=(ノ≧∇≦)ノ

I already expected this.. but oh well.. lets gooooooo~ lets dive right into the middle of chaos

yknow y this is so hot? Because the Taeha looks so aroused ⁄(⁄ ⁄·⁄ω⁄·⁄ ⁄)⁄

In all other hentai and sex, women are so sexualized.. while men be fvcking, looking like its a chore..

Also, they dont look this good. So yea.. like 99.99% still because its Taeha that does the fvcking HAHAHAHAHAHA

The Senile PROPHET created a topic of Jinx

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Jaekyung my man.. who's pathetic now? Lmao