My abs, that shit is healthy af, surprisingly.
Once upon a time, Mom: *Watching running man* Me: *Watching running man* Mom: "OmG! Joong kook is such a hottie! Looks at those legs and arm, Especially the biceps, YASSS" Me: "Uhh, mom. Dad is here watching with us" Dad: *secretly jealous* "Don't care, Your mom like hot man to begin with, Too bad she ended up with someone like me" Mom: "AWW, ho......
hi, i'm ∞ years old. I am a cute mushroom and we mushrooms don't discriminate between genders. I live everywhere, from the thick forests to the underside of your uncle's chair, and for work, i play patty-cake with the bees and want people to step on me but am too shy to ask. :D
I'm failing and just being lazy at life everyday. I never knew straights f's were so easy to obtain.
I was in 1st grade, there was this kid who didn't wanna go to school and she got dragged down the hallway to the classroom, I think she either pulled down her pants or they fell down, but her BARE VAJAYJAY WAS SHOWING IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE CLASS- the teacher told the boys to look away, but why not the girls too? we were 1st graders-
SOMEONE TELL ME WHERE THIS FINE ASS MAN IS FROM