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The duchess is so right...i too am looking for something fulfilling to do in life.

I'm glad for Tiararose that Aquasteed cares for her so much but doesn't that guy realise that she MIGHT have issues with the side chick? I mean he sorta got it that she might be jealous of what was her name? But only sorta. Damn dude, she got stood up at a fricking ball in front of a crowd! Wouldn't that make everyone insecure? Step your game up or I'm rooting for the King.

Get it through your head Rufus, her priorities are:

#1. Sweets
#2. Other food
#3. Sleep/comfortable living

AND THEN YOU HAVE

#4. Everything else. (i.e. death flags, friends, current events, people's opinions, plot points, etc.)

*slaps board with pointer stick* THESE ARE THE ONLY THINGS THAT TRULY MATTER

Okay, yes, problematic and cursed AF but why the writing gotta be kinda good??? Like, why did it make me cry????? For example:

"As a young boy, Jotarou experienced a love that felt like the world was ending..."

AND THEN

"In the country of the sun, they experienced a love that felt like the world was beginning."

Not me reading the first line and promptly getting my heart broke. It really do be fitting for those types of loves that really can't work out, like this one. Also, I adore angst, and seeing it come outta nowhere in this uber smutty comedic and problematic DJ like???? What?? What is happening? Where am I?

fucking hell, yes i am. id bark for him

The way I'd throw myself out of the carriage not even the stupid crown prince would believe it.