I 'll start this post saying I'm a big delulu ok?
Now that we have aclared that and knowing that probably the most simple answer is that JK is just a big AH... I also have the theory of JK is trying by all means to not let Dan to fall in love with him... could be there a reason? ( ̄∇ ̄") just a feeling
ohhh hahahahaha this kid is awesome, that was refreshing