But I’m still trying to get over the fact her name is Blondina
the author was like: hmm blonde eyes n hair who likes eating blondies?? lets name her blondina!
The way this man wrapped him up like a fucking burrito and the way he could probably fit his either foot in his mouth
Do you guys ever just scroll through a chapter of any story and like, the thumb your scrolling with touches a character you absolutely despise so you wipe your hand off? Because for this story, that’s Beatrice for me
No amount of holy water can cleanse the disgusting dirt that sticks to Beabitch
People who fuck with their shoes on are E V I L
or just impatient
Evil can be impatient but in the end it’s still evil
I’m glad they finally took their shoes off, but at the same time, a part of me was expecting them to come out of the shower with their shoes still on
MY HEART CANT HANDLE IT ANYMORE