
ML: In like three days I’ve tried suicide, been tied up and almost gutted with a knife and literally drove off a cliff! But, well, now that it’s all been settled my life’s looking a lot better and I won’t have to worry about almost dying anymore!
*Immediately bumps into psychotic serial killer*
ML: Oh sorry! I wasn’t looking where I was going super normal lady
Denji: I’VE got a plan
Everyone: Be afraid… be very afraid