
FL: Now husband let's not overact or anything all he did was hit on me
ML: ...Very well I will not give him a long painful torturous death
FL: that's better
ML: I will simply give him a quick and painless death!
FL: No stop! You can't kill him!
ML: Now wife be reasonable I'll only kill him a little bit
FL: You've forced me
ML: what are you...? Did you just kissss.... *thump*
FL: Now's your chance perv run like your life depends on it because it does!
Perv: You are truly more companionate then I ever could have...
FL: Do you want to die!?!
Perv: Right I'll be running then

Baster is the least murdering muderer ive ever seen. I don't get the feeling he'd hurt anyone unless forced. With a title like this I expect him to have such an edge of danger you've got to watch your step or else, but he's a total sweetie. Not that I mind I love the fluff, but the title is a bit deceptive
At first I wondered why he’d straight lift her up off the ground for a hug. Then I re-examined the height difference there and realized if he didn’t he’d be smushing her head into his crotch. (⊙…⊙ ) then again once the get to banging at least her knees won’t have to get sore with oral. She’ll be able to do that shit standing
Sis omg