At first I wondered why he’d straight lift her up off the ground for a hug. Then I re-examined the height difference there and realized if he didn’t he’d be smushing her head into his crotch. (⊙…⊙ ) then again once the get to banging at least her knees won’t have to get sore with oral. She’ll be able to do that shit standing
Sis omg
FL reacted to that like he was going in for a kiss way to early in the first date and she wasn't really thinking of him that way. Prepare for awkwardness in 3...2...1...
It's not like anyone will kill him if I use his first name.
O Maise Maise. Are you in for one hell of a surprise because yes there most definitely is someone who will kill him if you keep using his first name
I recognize that gold digger tendency. It's the same one I have
The murderous Prince is going to attend the slave auction and see them putting Elisha up for sale probably with him jumping too all sorts of conclusions. What could possibly go wrong?
Best case scenario is a natural disaster tbh
FL: Now husband let's not overact or anything all he did was hit on me
ML: ...Very well I will not give him a long painful torturous death
FL: that's better
ML: I will simply give him a quick and painless death!
FL: No stop! You can't kill him!
ML: Now wife be reasonable I'll only kill him a little bit
FL: You've forced me
ML: what are you...? Did you just kissss.... *thump*
FL: Now's your chance perv run like your life depends on it because it does!
Perv: You are truly more companionate then I ever could have...
FL: Do you want to die!?!
Perv: Right I'll be running then
ML: I’d do anything for you!
FL: oh that’s nice I guess
Me: Really? You weren’t moved a little bit. Not an odd heart throb or nothing? Just “oh great that’ll make asking for this favor easier” (╯°Д °)╯╧╧