Prince: Announce the Princesses arrival to the capital and prepare 10,000 flowers and a welcoming parade so everyone will know who she is
Also Prince the next day: Somehow word about the Princess has gotten out. I wonder how that happened? hmmmmm
Me: You seemed so competent until this point
FYI i put a face palm emoji on the end but I guess it didn’t take so instead *facepalms and shakes head dejectedly*
Be a real bad time for him to play stupid and ask “What kids? I thought you miscarried?” .... It’s also totally what I would say because I can’t help myself in those situations... also probably why I’m single
Bro
Hahahah that’s funny
You think that’s bad? back in college I was in a fraternity one degree removed form a church group, nerdy, highest Greek group gpa, dry house, volunteered at something nearly every week, Catholic, prayed to god, etc. You literally lost cool points for doing anything with us or going to events. The popular Greek houses literary refused to put on events with us for this reason. That is to say I was thanking my lucky stars when for my fraternity’s homecoming formal I invited this cute girl with waist long beautiful waist long wavy dark brown hair and she said yes. Originally the formal was supposed to be a costume party since it was on Halloween so we talked about going as Spider-Man and Spiderwoman so we could spray random people with silly string. Well that got axed by the Allumni who wanted a proper full suit formal buuuuutttt I’d already bought the silly string unbeknownst to everyone else and I wasn’t going to let that go to waist. So nearly the entire fraternity, some allumni and dates, of which several of her friends were present which I think is half the reason she was super excited to go. Were all fully dressed up and gathered in our house family room and open kitchen when she with one of her friend arrive. High heels, new dress, full day getting hair and make up down. And like a complete fucking idiot I pop out in front of everyone and ask her to guess what I got and then shout “Silly String!!!” As I pull a can out from behind my back and spray her with it and completely dead on with a long huge burst stream hit her long beautiful now professionally done waist length dark brown wavy hair. She screamed in horror and immediately all eyes where on us. Her friend brings her in for a protective hug and then moves to take the silly string out of her hair.
It was at this moment I learned an interesting little factoid. Silly string can expire. Upon inspection the can I bought was 7 years expired. And the most important factoid I learned is 7 year expired silly string will take on a bubbly gum like consistency. A bubble gum like substance now stuck from the top of this girls head all the ways down her waist length beautiful hair. Upon learning this the girl burst into big sobbing tears as her friend rushed her into the bathroom to try and do some triage on the hair running it under some sink water.
Me standing pale faced and sheepishly outside the bathroom door: Ummm... sorry... is there anything I can do to help?
Girl: * More loud sobbing*
Girl’s friend spitting acid: NO!!! GO AWAY!!!
Fraternity president pulling me aside by my arm and shout whispering: What the fuck is wrong with you?
Two Hours Later
As freshman I have to go to help organize and run the formal. Girl refuses to go with me.
However her friend does call me over later when she arrives so can pay pay for her $60 ticket to get in while she refuses to look at or talk to and upon entering goes to sit with her friend at the farthest table from me possible. She the left later without telling me and not only was there no follow up date she never spoke to me again.... Did I mention I’m single?
In my head after Ugly completely pounded Tank Top Master into paste in my head I heard “Fatality!!! Ugly Wins!!!”
I swear for like the last 30 chapters I keep getting excited thinking “Okay this is the chapter we get Monster Garou” and then as I read I’m like this is so awesome, but then I hit the end and am like “aaawwwwww no monster Garou this week either”. I swear being left in suspense for like half a year is killing me
I feel like the Emperor from Star Wars sitting off to side whispering in his ear “Yes. Yessss! Do it! Give into your hatred. Kill him!”
That last image of her as a giant with a pacifier holding little him is horrifying.... it will haunt my nightmares
It has come to my attention that the mother is an absolute dirty cunt. I’ve met with the United Nations who’ve agreed allow her to be killed in a most horrendous way. We have not agreed upon a method yet and are open to suggestions, but can assure you it will be both unusual and unbelievably cruel. That is all. Go about your day knowing your thirst for vengeance will soon be sated
Am I the only one upset with the Prince for not coming up with a name for the stuffed animal on the spot? It’s stupid, but I am oddly stuck on that. Like why would you not name her greatest comfort right away? Also, I would find it funny if he gave the stuffed animal a noble name like Earl Valdmir von Vikenstien
Wait, that's actually a pretty cool name (✧Д✧)