Me: So Fang fights all the strongest underground fighters for training, Ohma and others train with the Connector and then Ohma has a 5 round intense match, Niko and dude literally take connector martial arts.
Meanwhile Koga and Ryuki are just trying to last a day against some random Kure clan people… I mean it’s not easy, but like everyone else could probably already do that. They are not even using leathal means… oh the Kure are going to take it up a notch
Me upon seeing Simo bleeding from the mouth: Oh! He’s firing his teeth!
Me upon learning Simo is using his organs: Dude I would have started with a tooth
I know they are trying to hype up Jack’s next opponent, but Yujiro was shown to easy take him out and look down on him. I seriously doubt he’d actual have a high opinion of him
People: OH MY GOD! THE DEATH DEVIL IS COMING TO KILL US ALL!!!
Denji: Eh…don’t care
War Devil: I’ll have sex with you if you kill the Death Devil
Denji: *inspirational Rocky music starts up in the background*
I like the transformed Kafka, but not as much as the normal monster form. I think I’m just not a big a fan of the white. Idk what does everyone else think?
I also prefer the normal one, it's just more cool
Oda: I’m winding up One Piece and approaching the final arc
Also Oda 300 chapters after saying that: Time to introduce 217 new characters 30 of them major players, 2 different types of devil fruit powers, a new straw hat crew member, and introduce 3 new major world factions
Me: Oda. I’m by no means complaining, but like are you really sure you understand what wrapping up a story means? I mean I feel like most stories that are wrapping up are starting to kill people off and tie up loose ends, not… ya know… introduce an entire new continent that’ll be central to the story>
Oda: No, no. This is all part of the plan. You’ll see. I even foreshadowed it 700 chapters ago
the fact that the foreshadowing part isnt wrong is nuts
oda’s crazy
Kanata: I brought another girl here before and she liked it too!
Every male reader: Oh no… you poor innocent boy. You don’t realize how badly you just done f’d up
Koga and Ryuki: Let’s set our training to Hard mode
Kure: This seems to easy (switches it to Hell mode difficulty and doom music kicks in)
Raian: What’s up fuckers!