ML: In like three days I’ve tried suicide, been tied up and almost gutted with a knife and literally drove off a cliff! But, well, now that it’s all been settled my life’s looking a lot better and I won’t have to worry about almost dying anymore!
*Immediately bumps into psychotic serial killer*
ML: Oh sorry! I wasn’t looking where I was going super normal lady
Baki Author: I need to incorporate all the ancient Chinese martial arts developed over 5000 years of history
Also Baki Author: So I was play fighting with my cat yesterday and he latched onto my arm and kicked the crap out of it with his back paws… I think I’m gonna incorporate that too