I'm a little bit happier after reading this. I loved it!
Typical disappointing story, where the guy has his harem and the women are unhappy.
Sometimes it's nice to read something like this, without too much drama and more direct. I liked it.
"Do I look like that kind of jerk?" right after he stated that the baby must be his because she doesn't leave the house.
Dude is a comedian for sure!
The reading was fun, but the guy is really a jerk.