Make the Top the most bottom of the barrel man alive, I mean absolute shit on a stick. No redeemable qualities (an abuser, ugly eyebrows, hands to big, r*pist, would be a woman hitter if the story had woman, hated from birth by god)
don't forget the best part! the bottom has HUGE amounts of debt because a family member of his is ill (bonus points if said family member raised him)
Gonna be honest I thought we’re cooking like bl couples. Literally.
Theyre fucking in public spaces 24/7
When they dirty talk during doing it except its the "i dont want this" "but you do" or the "don't lie, look at you" (I swear, these top can't understand sentences and definitely fail language class )
A sprinkle of rich semes that treat the ukes like shit and uses them like a sex toy. Even after discovering their feelings, they rape again just to make sure
Add in young barely legal twink and old cougar muscle man that is middle aged.
BDSM with no aftercare, also an abusive relationship.
dont forget the scene where they almost break up bcs the bottom sees the dude with some random girl buying her things but after 30 chapters it turns out it was his younger/older sister and this couldve been solved in 2 chapters if they actually communicated
Wow I cannot believe you guys are forgetting the most important ingredient obviously the bottom needs to get so drunk they forget where they live or what's happening so obviously the only right choice is the top has to make them do it with them even though they clearly can't give consent(⌒▽⌒)
Add the "I realized my feelings for you when I wanted to fuck someone else and it didn't get up/I could only think about you" trope
Add a little bit of a second male lead who treats the MC like a god- but the MC thinks he's in love with his abuser or the second male lead dies.
throw in miscommunication that leads to the male lead getting into a relationship with another guy that then causes another miscommunication and they NEVER JUST ASK THE OTHER WHAT'S GOING ON. i hate that.
Make the bottom have the smallest dick ever that it pratically looks like a clit and then make the top have his dick the size of his arm but still manages slide inside the bottom easily since apparently they can make makeshift lube from their asshole
I can already feel some people coming after me for a few of these...
Let’s make some disgustingly bad BL soup