Me, if I was there with them: “GREAT! Now that both of you are here! Let’s start discussing the marriage plans! So here’s what I have so far! Heinly and Navier marry while I make sure Soveishu eats sh*t? Got it? Oh I’m so glad we’re on the same page! That’s settled then! I’ll see you at the wedding!”
Couldn’t they have just gone to the bathrooms and done it there? And they wouldn’t need to clean up any mess too