"How to treat your crush like a pr0st1tut3" 101.
That’s too funny
Is the Author drunk? Why is the story getting messier. I mean, the drama is CHAOTIC.
Went from "Crazy Goofy Romance" to "Hello Darkness, my old friend".
No, guys. You don't need a toxic friend nor toxic crush. RUN. Sorry, I cannot fix you. You might be shattered, but I am cracked.
Redemption Arc? More like CRUciFICATION Arc. The Author is shredding him!
Now, I wonder how much guilt the mother would feel from not letting him ring the alarm.