ITS ACTUALLY NOT FUNNY how serious some of the topics are- but because they’re adults who can’t be bothered with bullshit like “magic” because it would mess up their image if they’re seen in a magical girl outfit, BEcAuse their reputation tanking would mean they lose a job- which means they’d eventually starve and be homeless—so they end up reacting in non serious ways to threatening situations and I’m fuckin dead dude
It’s so gOod
“I’m going to blow up a building!”
“Augh…. Ok but the magical girl transformation process is embarrassing … can you turn around?”
Bad guy who wasnt expecting that: “uh… ok… you’re not going to hit me when I look away right?”
“Naw… but I might just kill myself if you watch me”
“Same lol, ok I’ll turn around”
“Thanks, you’re an honorable person lol”
“Jus lemme know when you’re done ahaha”
“Lol”
“Ahahahahaha”
HEY
Even if you don’t love yourself, there’s people out there who will love you. Idgaf dude. You’re lovable regardless of your opinion of yourself.
If thousands of people can simp over weirdo shy boys who rarely shower or yandere women who will eat clumps of your hair— then there’s someone out there for your depressed ass too.
Love yourselves cuz you’re special.
Love yourselves cuz someone out there would die for you.
you’re someone’s favorite
I love themmmmmm
Good for you babiessss