my friend accidentally kicked my leg at the lunch table and i moaned, i thought they’d all ignore it but they didn’t. They all stared at me and i had to just apologise and be like "ahah, why did that sound so weird" and aggressively rub my ankle to pretend i was in pain.
so one time my mom got mad at me, and i went the the restroom like right after cuz i didn't want her to see me cry. guess what? i was hard.
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with the......
when ur only friend kills you mm whatcha sayyy
ok so in one comment section, i lied abt how my school was peaceful. my highschool was known to be racist and offensive to the LGBT ppl. my highschool knows this and they try to keep everything a minimum/get rid of the racist and homophobic shit (although its a very Christian school). the incidents i know are: 1. my bisexual asian friend being cal......
this makes me feel some kind of way
Princess who controls white butterflies.. Be aware cause they bite. Cc to Anna
i searched day and night trying to find a milf fairy that didnt look like a child
cereal tastes best when its microwaved.
tinydickphobia and flatchestphobia. I was diagnosed with these because I have a giant, humongous, pulsing, veiny dick and seeing a small one makes my dick hurt bc I can just feel the amount of pain I’d be in if my dick wasn’t big and amazing. If I had a small one, I’d get no bitches. I also can’t stand flat chests. Big boobs (male or female......
ive been waiting for this moment
Y’all need to stop