me: ...am i really gonna read a story about a goose and a sparrow? is this my life now?
me, ten minutes later: THIS IS MY LIFE NOW
khaol deserves a life of stepping on legos for putting kaveri and river through all this shit.
me, with my one brain cell: *chanting* god sex god sex god sex!
the way heil looks at river is so frickin' warm and adoring and ahhhh dusty khaol could never.
megumi: bitches be like "nope, i'm not gonna lose to an oblivious angry cinnamon roll today" and then end up losing *immediately* to an oblivious angry cinnamon roll. it's me. i'm bitches.
oh look, heil crying. thanks, i hate it :'(
yiling patriarch is a good look on him tho.
When you said “yiling patriarch”, suddenly I remember wei wuxian from mdzs
ah yall like pain huh
Maybe
hanwool be like are you sick? sounds like it's time for some vitamin D
Omg yes, I love that joke
he didn't want his bag to hit himmmm i--
how is this so pure and cute WITH SUCH A RUDE AF CLIFFHANGER
heil dragging khaol added ten years to all of our life spans.