Dumbass judan, told ya your little roleplaying might seem kinky at first but it definitely will hit you like an overspeeding truck after. You would have satisfied your seduction kink even if you ditched the play pretend part.
Okay but now I'm afraid what the queen would do if she knew mc got wounded... like last time a horse was killed
They're just chilling like noooo we're not telling the queen, but hunny, she got eyes and ears all over the palace?!?!?!
What chapter I forgot
Chapters 17-18 - joffrey fell from the horse
Chapter 22 - it was confirmed that the horse joffrey rode in 17-18 died.
Might as well call him Boobkuchen because Sir, please bury my face to thine humongous fat bosom.
Real.
I was laughing when Kwon Jihan talks about Haepssal as if he got his hyung pregnant and he's looking forward to be a father of their child but damn, the flashbacks are way too painful. Life is cold and hard and haepssal is soft and warm. All hail Haepssal, he who is eternal.
"Until we're drunk" um hunty, you're about to go in heat and didn't the doctor tell u that it's best to just stay home ALONE????
Well ok, to be fair, the time is just vague, he probably is not expecting that the heat would be like on the same day lmao.
And yeah, I'm just speculating that his heat would just arrive way too coincidentally
No no no switch back, I wanna see what the brown puppy is cooking (yapping)
I second the motion
Argator pls we should be celebrating their marriage but here you are, planning your funeral.
Ok so judging from their bodies, doesn't look like they have deep scars or burn marks or something that would indicate heavy injury from the final dungeon.
But that's just their front. I'm gonna need them to flip to see their backs
Of course. *push up glasses* simply to analyze scars.
It's all for research. Trust me, I'm a scientits . Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.
Godfckingdamnit of course it's going to be varabitch who will ruin the sexy mood. Might as well call him the God of Impotence and Abstinence.
KNEE-DEEP IN THE PASSENGER SEAT
AND YOU'RE EATING ME OUT
IS IT CASUAL NOW?
TWO WEEKS AND YOUR MOM INVITES ME TO HER HOUSE IN LONG BEACH
IS IT CASUAL NOW?
I KNOW WHAT YOU TELL YOUR FRIENDS
IT'S CASUAL, IF IT'S CASUAL
BABY GET ME OFF AGAIN
IF IT'S CASUAL