Of course it has to be that way, since this is a fantasy for people to jerk off to it. No one fantasizes with an ugly guy in a smut scene. This is a fantasy about people pretending a handsome guy does this stuff to them, it's about pleasure, not really about true principles or values in life.
Lmaooo. Its like doofenshmirtz didn't realize perry the platypus until he put hat on.