
Manga scenarios man ┑( ̄Д  ̄)┍ Something like this happened to me, my mom sent me a shit ton of chocolate because buys stuff in bulk, I get a new neighbor and decide to welcome them and offer them some! Was it a hot guy? Did we have sex? No, no it was not. It was a older women in her 50s who asked me in. I didn’t refuse and spent an hour stuck there with no way to politely excuse myself as she extolled to me the virtues of her 5 pit bulls that were eyeing me like they wanted to chew my leg off. She also had one of those weird wall fishes that sing when you push a button but it started singing randomly even though no one pushed itΣ(  ̄□ ̄||)
Too late to be regretting it now pal (〜 ̄△ ̄)〜