Look at that! both of my shitty brother problems smooshed into one dickhead
One that excels and thinks he's the smartest person on earth that puts unbearable pressure on me
The other a bro-con (literal)
why wouldn't the secretary dude just turn thevolumeof th cardown?????
I re-read it all because this is MOMENTOUS
and I continue to know that Lion dude has THE hottest wife ever fr fr
Morticia and gomez vibes fr fr
I'm sorry but its SO funny that he goes "the perfect temperature to brew alcohol is at the same temperature as my boyfriend's body when he wants me to fuck him"
I continue to fuck with obsessed x obsessed
are they fucked up? obviously
Are they a public danger? Also obviously
Am I glad they're off the streets and contained to each other? 100%
I like their personalities I just got no fucking clue how they got to being a happy couple
I want his black ripped jeans from chapter 5 SO BAD
GIVE ME BACK THE TIME OF BLACK JEANS
a. the baby being squished between both their chests is so funny to me
b. I boooooo at overdone brain tumour choice BOOOOOOO
Also, I'm so sorry but I can't help but think that maybe she wouldn't have died! If she was chose to move to the states with her bf than no house fire that shes in!!!!
Maybe its because I spent my whole childhood being a carer for my grandparents but goddamn man, yeah its really fucking sad but the moments where the person learns to walk again or gets new hearing aids or just silly moments are so damn precious!
I KNOW ITS SAD
but I also can't help but feel angry for her, she deserved to have that choice instead of him selfishly abandoning her because he was scared she wouln't love him anymore if he was disabled or because he thought she wouldn't get over him dying??
I continue to wonder why think people think dying is worse than abandonment! Even when theres unspoken questions, the comfort of loving someone who is dead and saying goodbye to them is SO MUCH easier kind of grief than losing the person you've fallen in love and had a child with because they ran away from you kind of grief OH MY GOD
I'm at chapter 23 and god it continues to be satisfying to see fuck boys get treated like they treated their exes
I'm a simple person, yearning motherfuckers is always hilarious
okay I just thought about how imprinting would work and like, one author does like a crushed glans kind of situation and then it got me thinking to imprinting where they're both affected and then it went to GLANS IN ALPHAS TEETHS
EW OH MY GOD
i KNOw but the idea of like fleshy bits at the bottom of your teeth made ME NSKFJIUBGVIFJIVBUJFKFJIN and decided to put this horror on everyone else
Just off my brain,
- can't be dementia because he would have progressed and unable to make it back
- Could be brain tumour, but like it'd be BL logic, since the survival rate for brain cancer was like 14% back then and is only like 39% now, so like you know, peepaw real lucky
- Doesn't seem like a stroke since like it seems gradual rather than acute
- not multiple sclerosis since he's got pretty good mobility
SO, I'm betting on meningitis, something that fucks with cognitive stuff that can be treated but takes a while and is really severe
(It's not going to be meningitis, it's going to be brain tumour because BL logic, but like it'd make my heart really happy if I was right)
"Stabalised livestock-humans are valuable assets! Collect as much DNA and seman aspossible!"
"His genetic data might solve future food shortages"
"Its how we solved the labor shortage too! How else do you think the global population shot up to 8 billion?"
So like, they're making slaves right? they're assumingly forcibly impregnating people and turning their kids into slaves right?
Also, "stabalised" this makes me feel like the organic parts aren't from like aliens or DNA or something, but are actually non-stablised livestock-humans, that didn't survive the process and ended up as flesh creatures
Also like, I know theoretically the "solve future food shortages" is because Milton is a dairy cow so milk, but considering the absolute dubious schemes of the organisation, I wonder if they want to look at his DNA to see if cow hybrids are genetically different enough to be eaten as meat....
I'm placing bets on the person that Heart visited is the person telling him to play hard to get
Also, love that yall did a victor and now like dick because he's a simp for him xD yall literally went "he's so ugly I'd never fuck him hmph" to "well i guess if he love victor <3 <3 <3"
I'M LOSING IT WITH LAUGHTER HOLYSHIT
FROM THE SIDECHAPTER 1 HOLY SHIT NOT HIM POSED LIKE A DC WOMAN WITH THE PROPORTIONS OF THAT ONE CAPTAIN AMERICA HOLY SHITTT XDDDDDDDDD
"he's gotten more beautiful" LITERALLY NOT WAIST ALL TITS AND ASS HOLY SHIT SOOOOO FUNNYFUCK