I'm probably going to delete this later but like
as a system with a whole lot of littles
OH HELL FUCKING NAH
HELL FUCKING NO
fucking christ WHY
GOD NO
As a fucking protector, what the actual fuck, HOW THE FUCK
What the fuck
I love this author, but if he fucks the child alter, I'm never reading any of their shit ever fucking again.
"But he's 10000s of years old"
And our most active little's favourite drink is a strong long island iced tea.
OBVIOUSLY ITS DIFFERENT FOR EVERY SYSTEM
HOWEVER
THE OTHER DUDE LITERALLY SAYS "he's a literal child"
If we're counting the glasses dude as an older man, then fuck we better be treating the kid like a kid
FUCK
I am so deeply uncomfortable with this